if you harass jensen ackles about destiel on twitter i will find u and punch u right in the nipple no exceptions
when somebody introduces a dog to you by saying “this is my dog”
Saul will see you now.
I feel so awkward when I show other people something I thought was funny and I’m like crying and can’t breathe because I’m laughing so hard and they just kind of smile at me like
this guy is a guardian of the galaxy
I feel safer already